This could have been an entry for Eurovision.
Short, vapid, catchy but ultimately forgettable. A puff of a song, played at the sea side cafe whilst underpaid workers put up with drunk tourists shouting their orders whilst letting their unruly extended family annoy the other clientele, the neighbours and God.
No passion, no structure, no ability, just pure commercial cynicism.
So why does Chris give it 5*? Because all the above is bollocks.
(By the way, you may have to wait a whole four minutes seventeen seconds to see why I have this as a 5*)
And if you fancy seeing them doing it live
The big problem is that is not 5:30 long.